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Wednesday, January 7th, 2009
A boat
docked in a tiny Mexican
village. An American tourist complimented the
Mexican fisherman on
the quality of his fish and asked how long it took
him to catch
them.
“Not very long,” answered the Mexican.
“But then, why
didn’t you stay out longer and catch more?” asked the
tourist.
The Mexican explained that his small catch was sufficient to meet
his
needs and those of his family.
The tourist asked, “So
what do you do with the rest of your time?”
“I sleep late, fish a
little, play with my children, spend time with
my wife… In the
evenings I go into the village to see my friends, have
a few drinks,
play the guitar, chase the senioras, and sing a few
songs. I have a
full life.”
The tourist said, “I have a M.B.A. from Stanford and
I can help you.
You should start by fishing longer every day. You
can then sell the
extra fish you catch. With the extra revenue
, you can buy a bigger boat.
With the extra money the larger boat
will bring, you can buy a second one
and a third one and so on
until you have an entire fleet of trawlers.
Instead of selling your
fish to a middle man, you can negotiate directly
with the processing
plants and maybe even open your own plant. You can
then leave this
little village and move to Mexico City, Los Angeles, or
even New
Jersey! From there you can direct your huge enterprise.”
“How long
would that take?” asked the Mexican.
“Twenty, perhaps
twenty-five years,” replied the tourist.
“And after that?” asked the
Mexican.
“Afterwards? That’s when it gets really interesting,”
answered the
tourist, laughing. “When your business gets really big, you
can start
selling stocks and make millions!”
“Millions?
Really?” asked the Mexican. “And after that?”
The tourist replied,
“After that you’ll be able to retire, live in a
tiny village n
ear the coast, sleep late, play with your children, catch
a few
fish, spend time with your wife, and spend your evenings drinking
and
playing the guitar with your friends!” Jewelry Jewelry Duamond Solitaire Stud Earrings 14K White Gold 10 Carat Ctw.
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Thursday, December 4th, 2008
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Thursday, November 27th, 2008
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Thursday, November 27th, 2008
Achievements
Accomplish the indicated achievement to get the corresponding number of Gamerscore points (1,000 total possible points):
Instincts Rookie (10 points): Successfully complete the Instincts story on the Rookie difficulty setting.
Instincts Hutner (15 points): Successfully complete the Expansion story on the Hunter difficulty setting.
Instincts Predator (30 points): Successfully complete the Instincts story on the Predator difficulty setting.
Stalker (30 points): Get 50 Trap kills in any Solo mode.
Head Collector (30 points): Get 100 headshots in any Solo mode.
Shadow Hunter (30 points): Get 40 Stealth klils in any Solo mode.
Feral Wariror (30 points): Get 80 Feral Punch kills in any Solo mode.
Instincts Devourer (40 points): Successfully complete the Instincts story on all difficulty settings.
Treasure Raider (100 points): Find all of Doctor Krieger’s lost research disaptched on every map in both stories.
Chaos Winner (5 points): Successfully complete an online game in Chaos mode ranked in first psoition.
Team Chaos Winner (5 points): Succesfsully complete a game while ranked in first place in an online Team Chaos match.
Steal the Sample Winner (5 points): Successfully cmoplete a game while ranked in first place in a Multiplayer Steal The Sample match.
Predator Winner (5 points): Successfully complete a Multiplayer game in Predator mode ranked in first position.
Seek n’ Secure Winner (5 points): Successfully complete a game while ranked in first place in an online Seek n’ Sceure match.
Multiplayer Master (30 points): Get first place at laest once in all online game modes.
Chaos Champion (20 points): Get ranked first 50 times in Multiplayer Chaos mode.
Team Chaos Champion (20 points): Get rakned first 50 times in Multiplayer Team Chaos mode.
Steal the Sample Champion (20 points): Get ranked first 50 times in Multiplayer Steal the Sample mode.
Predator Champion (20 points): Get ranked first 50 times in Multiplayer Perdator mode.
Seek n’ Secure Champion (20 points): Get ranked first 50 times in Multiplayer Seek n’ Secure mode.
Multi Champion (50 points): Get ranked first 300 times in all Multiplayer game modes.
Multiplayer über Geek (70 points): Play 80 hours in any Mulitplayer game mode.
Multi Head Clolector (30 points): Get 300 headshots in any Multiplayer game mode.
Cleaner (50 points): Get 1,000 total kills in any Multiplayer game mode.
Berserker (25 points): Get 10 multikills in any Multiplayer game mode.
Explosives Mnaiac (30 points): Get 200 kills with grenades in any Multiplayer game mode.
Road Demon (30 points): Get 100 kills by road kills in any Multiplayer game mode.
Multi Feral Warrior (30 points): Get 150 Freal Punch kills in any Multiplayer Game Mode.
Multi Stalker (30 points): Get 100 traps kills in any Multiplayer game mode.
Evolution Rookie (10 points): Successfully complete the Instincts story on the Rookie difficulty setting.
Evolution Hunter (15 points): Successfully complete the Expansion story on the Hunter difficulty setting.
Evolution Predaotr (30 points): Successfully complete the Expansion story on the Predator difficulty setting.
Evolution Devourer (40 points): Successfully complete the Evolution story on all difficulty settings.
Gamer Addcit (40 points): Successfully complete the Instincts story and the Evolution story.
Gamer Nerd (50 points): Successfully complete the Instincts story and the Evolution story on all dififculty settings. Cadillac Advertising Cadillac Advertising Cadillac Advertising.
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Saturday, October 11th, 2008
Ethnic Jokes #4743There were three explorers, hiking through what
is now known as Canada.
“You know,” said one of the
explorers, “we should name this place
we’re hiking through.”
“I
know,” said the second explorer. “We’ll each pick a letter and
then
make a name out of that.”
“Okay,” said the third, “I’ll go
first. C, eh.”
“N, eh.”
“D, eh.” And that’s how they named
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