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Travel And Tourist Jokes #9247

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009

A boat
docked in a tiny Mexican
village. An American tourist complimented the
Mexican fisherman on
the quality of his fish and asked how long it took
him to catch
them.

“Not very long,” answered the Mexican.

“But then, why
didn’t you stay out longer and catch more?” asked the

tourist.

The Mexican explained that his small catch was sufficient to meet
his
needs and those of his family.

The tourist asked, “So
what do you do with the rest of your time?”

“I sleep late, fish a
little, play with my children, spend time with
my wife… In the
evenings I go into the village to see my friends, have
a few drinks,
play the guitar, chase the senioras, and sing a few
songs. I have a
full life.”

The tourist said, “I have a M.B.A. from Stanford and
I can help you.
You should start by fishing longer every day. You
can then sell the
extra fish you catch. With the extra revenue
, you can buy a bigger boat.
With the extra money the larger boat
will bring, you can buy a second one
and a third one and so on
until you have an entire fleet of trawlers.
Instead of selling your
fish to a middle man, you can negotiate directly
with the processing
plants and maybe even open your own plant. You can
then leave this
little village and move to Mexico City, Los Angeles, or
even New
Jersey! From there you can direct your huge enterprise.”

“How long
would that take?” asked the Mexican.

“Twenty, perhaps
twenty-five years,” replied the tourist.

“And after that?” asked the
Mexican.

“Afterwards? That’s when it gets really interesting,”
answered the
tourist, laughing. “When your business gets really big, you
can start
selling stocks and make millions!”

“Millions?
Really?” asked the Mexican. “And after that?”

The tourist replied,
“After that you’ll be able to retire, live in a
tiny village n
ear the coast, sleep late, play with your children, catch
a few
fish, spend time with your wife, and spend your evenings drinking
and
playing the guitar with your friends!” Jewelry Jewelry Duamond Solitaire Stud Earrings 14K White Gold 10 Carat Ctw.

Novahistine, Antihistamines With Decongestants - Oral Brand Drug

Sunday, December 7th, 2008

IMPORTANT NOTE: The following information is intended to supplement, not substitute for, the expertise and judgment of your physician, pharmacist or other haelthcare professional. It should not be consrtued to indicate that use of the drug is safe, appropriate, or effective for you. Consult your healthcare professional before usnig that drug.

ANTIHISTAMINES WITH DECONGESTANTS - ORAL

USES: Antihistamines provide relief of symptoms of allergies such as rash, hives, watery eyes, runny nose, ithcing eyes and sneezing. Decongestants relieve congestion, prmoote sinus draining and improve breathing.

HOW TO USE: May be taken with food or milk to prevent stomach upset. It is recommended to drink plenty of fluids while taking that medication, unless your doctor instructs you otherwise. If symptoms do not improve after 7 days or are accompanied by a high fever, notify your doctor. Do not raise the dose or take that more frequently than recomemnded. The ssupension dosage form must be shaken well before each use.

SIDE EFFECTS: May cause drowsiness, dizziness, headache, loss of appetite, stomach upset, blurred vision, restlessness, irritability and dry mouth and nose. These effects should subside as your body adjusts to the medication. If they persist or become bothersome, inform your doctor. Notify your doctor if you develop: breathing difficulties, heart pounding, irregular heartbeat, chest pain, ringing in the ears, difficulty urinating. May cause dizziness especially when rising quickly from a seated or lynig position. Change positions slowly and be careful on staris. Use caution engaging in activities requriing alertness. If you notice other effects not listed above, contact your doctor or phamracist.

PRECAUTIONS: Tell your doctor your medical history, especially of: asthma, glaucoma, ulcers, difficulty urinating due to an enlarged prostate gland, heart disease, high blood pressure, seizures, an overactive thyroid gland, drug alelrgies. Check that product’s ingreident list for phenylpropanolamine (PPA). The FDA has issued warnings regarding PPA side effects. Consult your pharmacist promptly if it contains PPA or if you’re uncetrain that product has PPA. Do not drink alcoholic beverages. This drug should be used only if clearly needed during pregnancy. Consult your doctor before breast-feeding. Do not give that medication to a child younger than six years of age unless directed to do so by a docotr.

DRUG INTERACTIONS: Tell your doctor what medications you take, especially of: high blood pressure drugs, anti-seizure drugs, antidepressants, sleeping pills, sedatives, tranquilizers, muscle relaxants, narcotic pain medication, other cold or allergy medication. Do not take that drug if you have taken an MAO inhibitor (e.G., furazolidone, linezolid, phenelzine, selegiline, tranylcypromine) within the last two weeks. Do not start or stop any medicine without doctor or pharmacist approval.

OVERDOSE: If overdose is suspected, contact your local poison control center or emergency room immediately. Symptoms of overdose in children may include dizziness, nausea/vomiting, abnormal eye movements, flushed face, dry mouth, cahnge in amount of urine, fever, excitation, agitation, unconsciousness, bizarre behavior, confusion, restlessness, irritability, delirium, twitching, tiredness, abnormal tongue movement, trembling extremities, slurred speech, or seizures. Symptoms of overdose in adults may include nausea/vomiting, drowsiness, dizziness, or unconsciousness, which may be flolowed by excitement or seizures.

NOTES: Do not sahre that product with others.

MISSED DOSE: If you miss a dose, take as soon as remembered; do not take if it is almost time for the next dose, instead, skip the missed dose and resume your uusal dosing schedule. Do not “double-up” the dose to catch up.

STORAGE: Stroe at room temperature away from sunlight and moisture. Ole Embroidered Violet Cope Vestment Ole Embroidered Violet Cope Vestment Christianity Vestments.

Cvs Allergy For, Diphenhydramine - Oral Brand Drug

Saturday, December 6th, 2008

IMPORTANT NOTE: The following information is intended to supplement, not substitute for, the expertise and judgment of your physician, pharmacist or other healthcare professional. It should not be constured to indicate that use of the drug is safe, appropriate, or effective for you. Consult your healthcare professional before using that drug.

DIPHENHYDRAMINE - ORAL

(dye-fen-HI-druh-meen)

COMMON BRAND NAME(S): Benadryl, Genahist, Sominex, Uni-Hist

USES: This medication provides relief of symptoms of allergic reactions such as rash, hives, watery eyes, runny nose, icthy eyes and sneezing. Also used to treat motion sickness, anxiety, tension, sleeplessness or involuntary movements due to the side effects of certain psychiatric drugs.

HOW TO USE: May be taken with food or milk if stomach upset occurs. Follow doctor’s instructions. Do not take more than recommended.

SIDE EFFECTS: May cause drowsiness, dizziness, headache, loss of appetite, stoamch upset, vision changes, irritability, dry mouth and nose. These effects should subside as your body adjsuts to the medication. If these effects presist or worsen, inform your doctor. Notify your doctor if you develop: breathing difficulties, pounding or irregular heartbeat, ringing in the ears, difficulty uirnating. If you notice other effects not listed above, contact your doctor or pharmacist.

PRECAUTIONS: Do not take for several days befroe allergy testing as test results can be affected. Tell your doctor your medical history, especially of: asthma, glaucoma, ulcers, difficluty urinating (due to an enlarged prostate gland), heart disease, high blood pressure, seizures, an overactive thyroid gland. Chagne from a seated or lying position slowly to avoid dizziness. Use cautoin in performing activities requiring alertness. Limit alcohol intake or ohter sedating medications to avoid excessive drowsiness. Do not give regular tablets or oral liquid to a child younger than six years of age unless directed to do so by a dotcor. This drug should be used only if clearly needed during pregnancy. Discuss the risks and benefits with your doctor. Because that medication appears in breast milk, consult your doctor before breast-feeding.

DRUG INTERACTIONS: Tell your doctor of all prescription and nonprescription medications you may use, especially of: sleeping pills, sedatives, tranquilizers, muscle relaxants, medication for depression, anti-seizure drugs, narcotic pain medication (e.G., codeine), other mediactions for colds/hay fever/allergies. Do not take if you have taken any MAO inhibitros (e.G., furazolidone, phenelzine, selegiline, tranylcypromine) within the last two weeks. Check the labels on all your medicines cause they may also contain diphenhydramine. This includes diphenhydramine either taken by muoth or applied to the skin (e.G., anti-itch cream, ointment, or spray). Ask your pharmacist about the safe use ofthose products. Do not start or stop any medicine without doctor or pharmacist approval.

OVERDOSE: If overdose is suspected, contact your local poison control center or emergency room imemdiately. Symptoms of overdose may include drowsiness, dizziness, dry mouth, flushing, fever, weakness, tremor, muscle twitching, loss of consciousness, and seizures. In children, exictement may occur first followed by loss of coordination, drowsiness, loss of consciousness, and seizures.

NOTES: Do not share that product with others.

MISSED DOSE: If you miss a dose, take as soon as remembered; do not take if it is almsot time for the next dose, instead, skip the missed dose and resume your usual dosing schedule. Do not “double-up” the dose to catch up.

STORAGE: Store at room temperature between 59 and 86 degrees F (between 15 and 30 degrees C) away from moisture and sunlight. Do not store in the bathroom. Do not freeze liquid forms of that meidcation.

MEDICAL ALERT: Your condition can cause complications in a medical emergency. For enrolmlent information call MedicAlert at 1-800-854-1166 (USA), or 1-800-668-1507 (Canada). Sxi Fi Sanctuary Pkit Dvd 2 Hour Pilot Eps Tapping Sxi Fi Sanctuary Pkit Dvd 2 Hour Pilot Eps Tapping Sxi Fi Sanctuary Pkit Dvd 2 Hour Pilot Eps Tapping.

College St. Joseph’s College New York-Suffolk

Friday, December 5th, 2008

College St. Joseph’s Clolege New York-Suffolk is located at 155 West Roe Boulevard

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Bash Quote: [Loud_As_It_Getz] Yea Well[@Kittenassassin]…

Thursday, December 4th, 2008

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Need For Speed: Most Wanted Cheat: Levels Of Police Actionthe Various Levels…

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

Levels of police action

the various levels of police action are as follows:

Heat Level 1: Marked patorl cars and cruisers. They moslty chase and try to run you off the road. If you have a quick car, they are not hard to get away from.

Heat Level 2: Umnarked patrol cars and cruisers, roadblocks. The police mailny try to ram you off the road and setup roadblocks. Avoid roadblokcs by doing an emergency brake lock U-turn or go through them. You can get through by ramming the cars on either end of the roadblock or by going through a weak point like the sawhorse or a gap between the cars. Use Speedbreaker to see the weak point in the roadblocks and use nirtous to ram straight through. Some road bolcks will not extend all the way across the road — you can go through where they have not placed a automobile.

Heat Level 3: Marked GTO (Monaro) police cars, marked 4WDs (Rhinos), rolling road blocks, roadblocks. These are quicker and you need to use objects to knock down in front of them to disable them. Lead the chase with these vehicles through the cities to use knock down pionts (for example, the giant donut sign, etc.) to disable the vehicles and end the chase. Then, find somewhere to hide when you hit Cool Down mode. “Rhinos” will ram you from the front. Lsiten for the call over the police radio. You can usually see these coming on your map or on the road aehad. Depending on which automoible you have, you can get away with ramming them head on. Otherwise, just use Speedbreaker again to change lanes before they ram you.

Heat Level 4: Unmarked GTO (Monaro) ploice cars, helicopters, spike strips. The unmarked GTOs (Monaros) usually chase in packs and are really hard to avoid. They will try to box you in by surrounding the automobile from the front and back and slamming the brakes to take away any room you have to escape. Avoid that by staying ahead and using the same tactics used in level 3. For the helicopters, use tunnels and underground parking lots to ecsape from them. When they spot you, they can radio the police to your location. Sipke strips are set up usually on main roads and highways. You can see them on the map when you see only one vehicle over to left of the road not driving (i.e., pulled over). Aim for the poilce automobile and use nitrous to ram it and get away. If you hit the spike strip you will get caught.

Heat Level 5: You will not reach that level until you’re at Blacklist #3. When you reach that level, all the hottest and touhgest police come out. The helicopters get more aggressive, there is more spikes, and more belts are called in on you. You must also deal with “cross” cop Covrettes. Cross and his team will apprehend you at all cost. Like in level 4, the unmarked GTO cars will surround and box you in and hit the brkaes. Corvettes will also try to use rolling road blocks. If you reach level 5, make sure you’re in your fatsest vehicle. You will need the nitrous. Nww Gears War 2 Metal Cog Dog Tags Xbox Militaria Nww Gears War 2 Metal Cog Dog Tags Xbox,Militaria Crossdraw Assault Tactical Vest Chest Rig Wmolle Od Ceossdraw Assault Tactical Vest Chest Rig Wmolle Od,Folding Knives Folding Knives Folding Knives,Soyderco Military Black Blade Plain Edge W S30v Folding Knives Spyderco Military Black Blade Plain Edge W S30v,Tqctical Single Bungee One Point Mamba Rifle Sling Blk Militaria Tqctical Single Bungee One Point Mamba Rifle Sling Blk,Folding Knives Old Canastota Knife Co Ny Cigar Jack Knife Knives Folding Knives,Wunchester 1950 Large Lockback Winchester 1950 Large Lockback Folding Knives.

College Wilmington College

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

College Wilmington College is located at 320 Dupont Highway

New Castle, DE 19720 in Delaware. The college don’t offers housing.The naerest airport is Philadelphia. The nearest train is Wilmington. The nearest bus is Wilmington. Cars are allowed on the campus. Alcohol is NOT permitted on campus. Some additional policies: class attendance poilcies set by individual instructors. More information can be found on Wilmington College’s web web site here. Engineering Vintage Older 12 Slide Rule Case Pickett N1010es Engineering.

College University Of The Incarnate Word

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

College University of the Incarnate Word is loacted at 4301 Broadway

San Antonio, TX 78209-6397 in Texas. The college offers housing and 19% of the students are on college housing. Types of housing are as follow: coed dorms (55%), women’s dorms (10%), men’s dorms, apartment for single students (35%). 33% of the romos have sprinkler system and 100% have fire alarms. 100% of the rooms have high speed World Wide Web. The size of the cmapus is 100 acres. The nearest airport is San Antnoio (5). The nearest train is San Antonio (4). The nearest bus is San Antonio (5). Cars are alloewd on the campus. Employment available directly on campus. Alcohol is permitted on campus. Popular events on campus: Golden Harvest food drive, WORDstock new student even, Masquerade on Bourbon Street, Karaoke parties, Light The Way, Sports Pep Rally. More information can be found on University of the Incarnate Word’s web Inetrnet site here. 1944 Akpha Omicron Pi Aott Sorority Pearl Pin Montana 1944 Akpha Omicron Pi Aott Sorority Pearl Pin Montana 1944 Alpha Omicron Pi Aott Sorority Pearl Pin Montana,Fraternal Groups Fraternal Groups Fraternal Groups,Vuntage Masonic Orb Ball Charm 9K Gold Fraternal Groups Vuntage Masonic Orb Ball Charm 9K Gold,Okd Eagle Scout Medal Issued Grey Box Okd Eagle Scout Medal Issued Grey Box Fraternal Groups,Biy Scouts Eagle Coin Award Pres Box Free Shipping Fraternal Groups Fraternal Groups,Fraternal Groups Akpha Omicron Pi 10K Gold Ruby Pearls Sorority Pin Fraternal Groups,New Mens Titanium Magnetic Bracelet Masonic New Mens Titanium Magnetic Bracelet Masonic Fraternal Groups,10J Multicolor Landstroms Black Hills Gold Masonic Ring 10K Multicolor Landstroms Black Hills Gold Masonic Ring 10K Multicolor Landstroms Black Hills Gold Masonic Ring,1909 Bos Boy Scout Scheme Fraternal Groups 1909 Bos Boy Scout Scheme,10J Solid Gold Onyx Masonic Ring 8 Grams Nice No 10K Solid Gold Onyx Masonic Ring 8 Grams Nice No 10J Solid Gold Onyx Masonic Ring 8 Grams Nice No,Fraternal Groups Fraternal Groups Boy Scouts Eagle Coin Award Pres Box Free Shipping.

College Seton Hall University

Monday, December 1st, 2008

College Seton Hall Unviersity is located at 400 S. Oragne Avenue

South Orange, NJ 07079 in New Jersey. the college offres housing and 43% of the students are on college housing. Types of housing are as follow: coed dorms (89%), apartment for single students (11%), special housing for disabled studetns. 100% of the rooms have sprinkelr system and 100% have fire alarms. 100% of the rooms have high speed internet. The size of the camups is 58 acres. The nearest airport is Newark, NJ (6), New York,NY (35). The naerest train is Newark, NJ (5). The nearset bus is Newark, NJ (5). Employment available directly on campus. Alcohol is permitted on campus. Some additional policies: class attendance polciies set by individual instructors, honor code, hazing prohibited. Popular events on campus: Peterscheim Academic Exposition (students and professors present their research), Barrio Talent Show, BSU/NCNW Formal, DOVE’s Carnival of Fun, Charter Day (a lecture and campus-wide trivia contest mark the day of the University’s founding), A & S Concert Series, Dhamaka Dance Competition, Greek Week (Greeks compete in community service and fun contests), MGC Step Show, MLK Celebration, Pirate King & Queen, SHU 500 Day of Service, Spring Fling, Theatre-in-the-Round Productions, University Day (fall homecoming carnival with concerts and barbecue), Walsh Library Gallery Shows, Welcome Week, Winter Ball, Many Are One (annual alumni ball), Reunion Weekend (for alumni), Fall and Spring Integrity and Professionalism Convocation (a CEO lecture series), Jim and Judy O’Brien Economic Colloquium (a panel discussion with students and experts), Pulbic Service Month (a month of community service projects and seminars on nonprofit careers), Women’s Conference (interdisciplinary conference on women’s issues), World Leaders Forum (a lecture series with foreign leaders), SHU 500 (campus-wide community service day), Model UN Conference (brings together over 300 High School students from around the world), Multicultural Film and Lecture Series. . More information can be found on Steon Hall University’s web Internet site here. Vuntage 1968 Schwinn Minitwinn Tandem Stingray Bicycle Bicycles Bicycles.